Sunday, April 12, 2009

brittney part 2




Your probably thinking what I'm thinking lols. Wtf is this shit lols. Omgee. When I seen this shit all i could do was just laugh, i mean what else is there to do lols. im guessing she didn't see the outcome when brittney did the same shit. i mean does cassie need that much attention because she got enough attention when she was on youtube giving dudes head i mean if thats not enough attention then tell me what is. idk celebs are making me laugh now a days like crazy because of the shit they do for attention. she looks like a fucking asian boy like seriously. get a life cassie. so um yeh whos next to shave their head.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

she's bad lol


Lol....Now doesn't Rihanna look like Micheal Jackson's baby sister. Janet move over lol. I mean I like Rihanna's new look, but she looks exactly like Micheal Jackson which is kinda just um a bit scary. Now Rihanna don't go and play with little boy's booty holes, because your brother Micheal said it runs in the family lol. I love bascically most of Rihanna's hairstyles because she likes to try new things. Their so nice in fact I even got my hair done like hers, you know the bob or what ever it was. Yeah, so um Rihanna for now stay away from Neverlands and the Jerry curl juice =). And remember gas stations are not your friends.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

ray j number 2?


O boy. Literally, oh boy! I was starting to wonder where Omarion went and what he was doing. Does any one know what he has been up to? "Oooo, pick me"!!!!! This dude is out making a sex tape. -pause-. Why? I thought we had enough of Ray j and that smut bag Kim Kardashian. I guess it's a fad between r&b singers to just fuck up their careers. Don't nobody want to see Omarion getting his dick sucked while singing "Touch". And did you all hear. His girl well wife is an ex-stripper. Lols..Way to go Omarion!!! She is the type of chick you bring home to your parents ;-). I also heard that the person filming the action was a good female friend of theirs. Hmmmm. I don't think it was. I believe it was Chris Pokes I mean Chris Stokes. Word of advice Omarion, Ray J been did the sex tape r&b singer with a non celeb slut thing, why would you do it? It's not funny anymore. It's rather sad. It actually started getting sad once R. Kelly pissed on that little girl but anywho!!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

she's britney bitch!


Well, my girl Britney Spears is on tour as we speak and killing fans with great entertainment. For some mother's the entertainment is a little too risky. There has been a little bit of a controversy about Britney's most recent performances. Some parents are saying she's forcing her sexiness and over doing it. They don't think her shows are appropriate for young girls. Well my opinion on this is um, if it's so "r rated" then um TAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS THE FUCK HOME! Trust me those mothers should really shut the fuck up because their daughters are probably the same girls who are the smuts of their high schools. I can't stand parents like that. Like don't you all have jobs to attend, or dinner to cook, or dicks to suck. Like if teens are cool with what they watch and listen to, then I think parents should just hop all the way off. Britney keep doing you boo boo and let those mothers hate. Now doesn't that sound weird, "let those mothers hate" lols.

man down!


I had to do a blog about my girl Keyshia Cole. Well actually the blog is not about her, it's about her interesting mother. Well she's not that interesting but I heard something interesting about her. Besides the fact that Keyshia's mother is a "recovering crackhead", she has been in the spotlight. Recently in the news it said that Keyshia's mother was in a fatal accident and died. Well like most news, it was bullshit. Ain't shit happened to that lady. She's sitting on her couch right now on the pipe. I hate when the news does shit like that. Like I could see if Keyshia Cole died then maybe it would be important. But it was her mother, who gives a fuck. I'm not trying to be mean, but her mom is not even a celebrity and she gets the same amount of camera action as her star daughter. Now I know yall seen the show, the whole damn family got fucking issues lols. But that's besides the point. Keyshia, try to get more of the action than your mom dukes next time.

girls just wanna have fun!


Yeah apparently ms. Miley Cyrus was having too much fun. I know everyone heard about what Miley Cyrus did at the 2OO9 kid's choice awards. Well if you don't know I'll let you in on it. The Rock, which was the host and I don't know why, surprised Miley with an award. The award was for best female artist of the year voted by the kids. And as soon as he gave it to her it was a wrap. The bitch started balling her eyes out. I'm sorry Miley for calling you a bitch but come on. that was some great acting. I seen no tears or anything but it was good. I don't think the award was that good enough to cry over. Kids don't know what they want, apparently not because they voted for you. Lols sorry nosa Miley is a good musician for kids. Now a role model for them, fuck that. hell no she ain't.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Dead and Gone


Wow so yeah. My boy T.I. recently got sentenced on March 27 2OO9. He is facing a year and a day in prison for armed weapons. -coughs- Wait a minute. Did you just say a year and a day. LMAO. Like they showed him no sympathy at all. It's funny to me. Not only did they say, "T.I. your sentenced to a year in a prison", they were like "T.I. we forgot, we added one more day to that". Lol. Wow that's sad. They were not playing with his ass. They want him to suffer one extra day. But T.i. is a solider even though he is 5 foot nothing and shops at the Baby GAP lmao. Nosa just kidding. Anyways I pray for him and his family because it's not going to be easy. But homeboy will do just fine.